A little bit of Betta Humor

Enjoy!

Betta Guy
You know you've met a betta guy if:
1) He'll find excuses to not leave town for more than 1 day.
2) Bread is used to culture Microworms, not for breakfast.
3) His jars are clean and shiny while his car is soiled and dirty.
4) The home refrigerator is shared by human and betta.
5) He thinks A is for Artemia, B is for Betta , C is for Crowntail.....
6) He'll forget to shop for groceries, but will never forget to buy his betta stuffs.
7) A trip to Thailand will only means getting some show bettas and visiting betta
farms
8) He's able to stare at the betta jars for hours but not his wife.
9) His car will have to make way for the bottles piled in his garage.
10) A net is always found in his car just in case he comes across a puddle of water.


The Boastful Plakat
One day a plakat is boasting to a halfmoon. Plakat:" I have a short and stiff tail that enables me to swim fast when chased by predators. Unlike you, your tail is big and clumsy. I also have stronger and larger body that can withstand nature's toughest weather and water conditions you can imagine, and I'm also the most perfect hunting machine for mosquito larvae out there. To which the Halfmoon reluctantly reply :" If you are that good, then why are you still inside a bottle?".

i luv the last one the most!!!! that was good

Those are cute!

I like the one where he can stare at the jars but not his wife

Those are really cute. I wish for #7.

a trip to Thailand would be nice in general

me too!!! i wonder how far is thailand from indonesia lol. my dad goes to indonesia every month if its close he could pick me a few bettas on his way back lol

lol for me too then ya can ship them to me wink wink

whisper wrote:

Those are really cute. I wish for #7.

lol ya well let me tell him he be like omg why more fish, thinking i dont need anymore animals lol but i luv them and they r fat and healthy so why not lol

pill. Getting them through customs would be more hastel then it worth.LOL

lol prob but with my dad he'll pay anything lol. hes got the money to do watever he wants, he owns his own cosmetic surgry supplies lol and hes not hurting for money. unfortunely i am!!!!

Ok then get some for me too. LOL.......Oh by the way pill. I'm getting a red pair in a few weeks.

awesome post pics wen u do get them!!!! and ill tell him wen does go back over there lol but im afraid he will say no raise his eyebrow like wtf r u asking me this

im attempting the breeding again lol their in the tank together but seperate instead of doing 2 week i tried 3 weeks to see if this will help too, but we'll see lol. but im not going to be upset if it doesnt work lol ill be happy with none and some babies.

Oh I was just joking. Don't ask him for me.

lol i was kidding too i wouldnt ask him since we really dont hav a bond watso ever its lik talking to someone that u hav nothin in common watso ever and sitting there in silence no i hate talking to him and seeing bc its sooo weird