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 Fart law in Africa.

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PostSubject: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 9:46 am
Breaking wind in public might get you into a heap of trouble!

A new bill in Malawi is causing a bit of a stink.

The bill, which is being introduced this week, states: "Any person who vitiates the atmosphere in any place so as to make it noxious to the public to the health of persons in general dwelling or carrying on business in the neighborhood or passing along a public way shall be guilty of a misdemeanor."

There appears to be some confusion as to whether the new bill includes a provision that outlaws breaking wind in public.

Justice Minister George Chaponda insists that it does and told a local radio station that if people needed to break wind then they would have to visit the toilet to do so.

Quite what happens if you're in a crowd of people and someone farts isn't so clear. Or if someone farts and blames you...


lol! TRUE STORY!!!



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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 9:50 am
Lmao I would stay in jail.
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 9:51 am
LOL I heard this on NPR. What's the saying, the one about he who points the finger is usually the suspect?
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 9:58 am
Oh wow
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 10:04 am
silencer in a crowded elevator let the investigating police figure that one out.
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 10:05 am
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 10:09 am
whats this world coming to???? lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 10:38 am
FishVixen wrote:
silencer in a crowded elevator let the investigating police figure that one out.

haha lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/8/2011, 10:40 am
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/11/2011, 8:11 pm
Nice. Hopefully someone makes a revision to this. That's crazy.
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/11/2011, 8:15 pm
good lol! thats awesome I wish they had that here too!

I was at Best Buy a few weeks ago and some stupid teenagers passed by laughing in a hurry and they smelled bad like they just farted and were trying to get away from it..it was following them tho! hell no
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime2/11/2011, 10:34 pm
is there going to be but sniffing dogs out in the crowd? do you have to carrie your own bottle of air freshner? lol! Bart
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PostSubject: Re: Fart law in Africa.   Fart law in Africa. Icon_minitime3/3/2012, 4:38 am
I think its ridiculus !!! My motto is:

Where ever you may be........Let the wind blow free!!!!!!!!
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